Egger Quiz
Rule #1 in Eggerville is that we’re ALL eggers, right? RIGHT! And all eggers are wonderful, right? RIGHT! However, that doesn’t mean that every egg in the carton is exactly the same. And, as egger facilitators, we’re committed to helping you in your discovery of your unique egger self. Therefore, in keeping with the grand tradition of such literary giants as Glamour magazine, we’ve hatched an EGGER QUIZ.
You, of course, are totally and 100% uniquely you. However, for the purposes of keeping this short, be prepared to be grouped into one of the following catEGGories (LOL)
CatEGGories:
HARD-BOILED: no-nonsense, straight-forward and assertive
SOFT-BOILED: tender, sensitive, prone to cry at sappy movies
SCRAMBLED: absent-minded, scattered, perhaps a little ditzy, but very lovable
SUNNY SIDE UP: eternal optimist, endlessly cheerful
OVER-EASY: easily persuaded, a pleaser, has difficulty making decisions
DEVILED: playful, blessed/cursed with a wild streak, daring
BENEDICT: proper, orderly, and a great rule-follower
GREEN: jealous, competitive, snarky (no one that we know, of course!)
ROTTEN: bad to the core (but again, no one around here!)
FRIED: hmmm….let’s just say: the lights are on, but nobody’s home
To make the fun (and yes, you will have fun, dadgummit!) last longer, we’ll be posting one quiz question per day. Today’s question goes a little something like this:
QUESTION #1
When leaving praise for a layout, which of the following comments would you be most likely to make:
a) Great lo. Keep it up.
b) That picture of your pet lizard made me tear up! It’s so sweet how you dressed him up for your SIL’s wedding!
c) I love that border…but the photo is my favorite…however, your journaling is the star…where’d you get that font?...it’s the best part of your lo.
d) Holy Heck!!!! This is AMAZING!!!! You are truly a genius!!!! Who else would’ve thought to put a picture on a piece of paper and give it a TITLE!!!!!!!!
e) What do you want me to say about your layout? Do you like it? Are you happy with how it turned out? Cause I’m happy if you’re happy!
f) This is just great! Now I dare you to take that same photo from the top of a moving train.
g) I say there, good chap, excellent work with aligning all of your elements according to the sound axiom of the balance of thirds.
h) Nice. I did one just like it last week. I would’ve added those hand-painted drop shadows too if I had nothing better to do.
i) Well, it’s okay and all. Maybe next time you could try hiding your auntie’s hairy mole with the clone tool. Some of us just ate.
j) Whoa, dudette, you raaawwwwk. When I cross my eyes a little, your grandma looks a lot like Bob Marley. Whooooaaaa!
Results:
In case you didn't already figure it out, the answers to question #1 line up in the same order as the categories above (a= hard-boiled, b= soft-boiled, c=scrambled, etc.). I decided to take it easy on you for this, the first question. Tomorrow's question may be a little tougher (and maybe a little less silly. . . maybe). Keep track of your answers (we grade on the honor system), and feel free to share with us all of the deep insights about yourself you're bound to discover! ;)
See you tomorrow!
Egger on!